Justin Credible

Rogers is getting scared

2010-07-06T00:02:00.000-07:00

The Big Bad Red of the Canadian wireless world is already beginning its fight against WIND and other new entrants into the marketplace. Rogers has officially announced it is launching a third wireless brand to join their existing two brands (Rogers and Fido), this time targeting the same customers as WIND Mobile. They're calling this new company "Chatr Wireless" and it will be offering unlimited talk and text in the exact same five cities that WIND is currently operating in. Coincidence? Not a chance. Hilariously obvious? Definitely.

This is a slap in the face to all customers already on Rogers and Fido since those customers will not have access to the cheap unlimited plans. Clearly Rogers does not want to lose the high-revenue smartphone users on the two main brands. Chatr will not be offering data plans, so don't even think about bringing your Blackberry, iPhone, or Android phone over there. Forget smartphones altogether, actually. Smooth Rogers, smooth. We're not falling for it! And once everyone finds out who's running Chatr, g'luck with that. :)

Message to Natural Resources Canada

2010-03-05T03:39:00.000-08:00

Just a quick letter I sent off to the greenwashing bureaucrats who want to ticket everyone for warming up their cars in the morning. Oh, and they have the gall to say it's for our own good as usual. FAO: VPD and the Vancouver Green Squad.

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I cannot believe the propaganda written on your page here: http://oee.nrcan.gc.ca/transportation/idling/warm-up.cfm?attr=16

There is absolutely NO LINK WHATSOEVER between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and alleged "man-made climate change". Regardless of what you may have seen in Al Gore's science fiction movie (which has been thoroughly discredited) , not a single piece of scientific evidence has been able to prove that humankinds miniscule CO2 contributions affect climate systems. It is laughable to even assume it's possible. Please spare us your obvious greenwashing.

CO2 levels are extremely low compared to most of earth's history, and plantlife flourishes at higher levels. The planet is not experiencing abnormal warming, in fact it has been confirmed by multiple scientists that there has been no warming for 15 years. Extreme weather has decreased significantly over the past 50 years. Facts, not fiction.

Furthermore, it is absolutley horrible on older engines to drive away until they're fully warmed up. Not to mention dangerous. Your 3-minute warmup "information" times assumes everyone drives new modern engines. So why would you continue to ticket owners of older and classic vehicles? Unacceptable.

The type of "information" about idling and environmental matters you provide should not be on a government website.

Please understand, most people are waking up to the climate scam. In fact, polls show the majority now realize CO2 is a harmless plant food and idling is NOT a crime. It is, however, becoming yet another fast and easy way for government agencies to further tax and control every aspect of our lives. Nothing more.

http://www.iloveco2.org
http://www.co2science.org
http://www.climatedepot.com
http://www.climategate.com
http://www.wattsupwiththat.com

Best regards,

Justin

iPhone 4 will be sold unlocked in Canada

2010-06-15T11:11:00.000-07:00

Well, all you fruity phone fans can rejoice. We may have to wait a few weeks longer than our American friends for the new iPhone, but we're definitely getting the last laugh. According to Apple's site the iPhone 4 will be available "commitment free" and ready for any compatible carrier you choose. Innovative, don't you think? Hooray.

Oh wait...this just makes the iPhone available the same way as every other phone on the planet. Muahahaha. Oh yes, an innovative "great new idea" from Apple. Lolz.

Although I support Apple selling unlocked devices and sticking it to the carriers a little bit, I still hate their locked-down OS mentality and anti-competitive nature as of late. Therefore I'm still an avid supporter and promoter of the new even-sexier and way more capable Google Nexus One. Google = Open. Apple = Closed. Oh and FAO Mr. Jobs, Google has been selling them unlocked right from their site for months now. Unlocked + open source Android FTW. No hard feelings, Steve, but you're a follower not an innovator. Even your so-called iPhone "Face-time" (video calling) has already been done on dozens of other phones for over three years now. Old news.

Myself? Oh hell, I admit I'll probably be sim-swapping between the iPhone 4, Nexus One, and my ultimate toy...the BB 9700 on WIND Mobile (coming soon to JC's gadget portfolio). See, that's just how I roll. Owning three phones is cool. I know a lot of you girls will never understand that, but seriously, owning more than ten pairs of shoes is just ridiculous so don't even try to argue. :)

I Want a Disco Chair

2010-07-03T19:56:00.000-07:00

No really, I do. And here it is.

Clearly the engineers over at Kiwi&Pom had me in mind when they designed this thing. It's made from 200 meters of electroluminescent wire, and yeah it can flash on and off and stuff.

The only qualm I have with it is the name. Seriously guys, throwing the word "disco" in any product name is just a big fail. Maybe call it the Rave Chair or Electro Chair. Yes, that's it. Electro Chair. Cool. Something a little more 21st century. K thx.

G20 Police State

2010-06-28T00:55:00.000-07:00

Wow. Burning police cars everywhere and smashed windows galore. "We own the car" chants from protesters. I agree with that point. However, a bunch of black coat anarchists go around kicking cops and hardly any charges laid against them? Well of course not, because a lot of the time they ARE cops. Anyone who actually believes all the violence is actually committed by citizens and not also by undercover agents is out to lunch. Cops love to justify more funding, security forces, and chances to rob our rights. They've done it before, they'll do it again.

Also, the minute I heard that the police were given the "power" to demand ID and search anyone in certain areas, I laughed so loud it woke up my neighbours. And then I realized how that stupid idea will no doubt INCREASE tension and cause even MORE hatred towards the police. My god, is the government that stupid to think people will sit by and take it up the ass?

I don't give a shit who or what government agency gave the police this supposed power, because the minute any peace officer tries to actually enforce such an act against a free citizen is the minute they become public enemy number one. NO cop has that right, no matter what any court says. Every person should fight against anyone who infringes on their rights, uniform or not. Both the police and the courts have become the true criminals here, not the guy walking up to some fence.

And when the government throws in a few Agent Provocateurs, it's high time to fight back with force against the thugs in power. I'm not promoting violence, I'm against it. Although there are genuine idiots and anarchists in the crowd, a lot of the frustration is now coming from average people who are upset about the police tactics. Those cops brought it on themselves in a big way. And if they wanna act like tough thugs themselves, we must remind them who really hires and pays them. Oh hey, does anyone remember exactly what the protesters were protesting about in the first place?

Happy G20. :)

Justin Defined

2010-04-01T11:48:00.000-07:00

I randomly decided to search my name in the Urban Dictionary today to find out the true meaning of Justin. Here are the first ten results:

1. Justin

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

1:Hey, honey 2:Hey 1:I bought you some flowers 2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

2. Justin

a ridiculously huge cock

he's hung like justin

3. Justin

1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends

person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

4. Justin

One who has a huge cock and please's the ladies.

Look at him! He is like a Justin!

5. Justin

To be the maddest cunt out, to be a Justin is to be of exceptionally high status. Both success with the minge and the money, things come easy to him. Respect

"Man, look at that guy, he pulls the bitches like a Justin!"

6. Justin

adj. to describe someone or something that simply put is "just incredible".

Omg, Tanner was justin last night!

7. Justin

Amazingly bodasious dude that can overcome all and in some point in time will take over the world. Commonly used to describe someone of high status and is alot of fun to be around.

"That Guy Is Justin"

8. Justin

Greatest thing on the planet. Period.
Also the name for, possibly, the sexiest men alive

I child was born. Doctor: What will you name him? Father: John *baby remains ugly* Mother: No! Justin *baby becomes beautiful beyond all compare* Doctor: That's the greatest name ever!

9. Justin

One who opens the door for you.
One who loves you and wants NOTHING in return.
The man of my dreams.

My prince came justin time!

10. Justin

justin is someone who can be so sweet your heart melts to the biggest asshole you hate.he is kind when he wants to be and will go out of his way to make sure your comfy or you have enough money,but will turn around and tare your heart out and step on it with his mean comments and rude outbursts. he love attention and the eyes of everyone in the room on him.will go out of his way to make a sence.has a horrible temper with rage burning in his soul.but the brightest loving eyes you can look in forever and seem like they never end,its great with children and has a soft spot for animals. he is selfish in bed but still makes you want more.he likes to scare you with the extreme, loves to hear you scream. he love to show you new thing you've never seen.he cant sit in one spot for long, must have something to do. he is handy and can fix anything from cars to your heart.when he is pissed off breaths very heavy with a stiff upper lip and un willing to stop the fight ,loves to make things worst.he will try to make thinks better after time and him calming down.justins are completely a love hate person .there charm make you stay and love them there stubborn and hurtful ways make you hate them. they will frustrate you till you have just nothing left but keep you where they have you wanting them and longing for then forever.it takes a strong headed women to love them and keep with it! for all the women dating or married to justins all over the world.all of us should admire you and your strong will! and you kind hearts for all your journey with them! so if you want to date a justin buyer beware!

justin, make you cry on your brithday
justin, rip the wires in your car out so you cant go somewhere
justin, never see's your parents
justin, can make you cry when they are kind
justin, like to surprise you out of now where
justin, can make you smile no matter how mad you are at them
justin, need to be cuddled to sleep

justin, have strong hands
justin, eat like horses
justin, love the adventure of life
justin, has lots of friends

justin, love to make people laugh

VIDEO: Shambhala 10 years - The movie

2010-01-27T14:31:00.000-08:00

Trailer for new documentary.

"I wish I could melt bass down and inject it into my veins!"

Tickets for 2010 now on sale! ShambhalaMusicFestival.com

VIDEO: Vancouver Time Lapse Visuals

2010-01-27T14:57:00.000-08:00

Vancouver Red Bull Thre3Style @ Commodore

2010-01-31T22:15:00.000-08:00

Last Thursday night, kickass DJ's and a pretty rad Bang-On t-shirt too. Special shout out to Eclectik.

Deadmau5 Olympic Warmup

2010-02-08T11:19:00.000-08:00

Just to get you pumped for the upcoming free outdoor show at David Lam Park on Feb 19!

The Green Police are Coming

2010-02-08T20:04:00.000-08:00

Olympic Street Party!

2010-02-15T12:44:00.000-08:00

VIDEO: Justincouver 2010

2010-03-13T09:24:00.000-08:00

Here's what it was like to work and live here in the Golden City during the best winter Olympics ever!

JUSTINCOUVER 2010 from Justin Credible on Vimeo.

Leave the politics out of science class

2010-04-05T12:46:00.000-07:00

This past weekend I was horrified to learn that my little sister was shown the "Day After Tomorrow" as part of her geology class. Scarier, for me, is that it happened at an University level. Shouldn't students be horrified that they're paying hundreds of dollars per credit to be fed environmental propaganda?

My story is one of many that we've encountered at Not Evil Just Wrong.

- Kristin McMurray

Greenpeace Pwned!

2010-04-27T17:34:00.000-07:00

Absolutely excellent video footage of Lord Monckton himself interviewing a Greenpeace campaigner on the streets of Nopenhagen during the climate scamapalooza conference.

Al Gore confronted on Climategate! EPIC

2010-04-29T13:00:00.000-07:00

See you at Soundwave 2010

2010-05-10T01:39:00.000-07:00

Coming up July 16-18, come get your groove on in Ucluelet BC for another epic edition of Soundwave Music Festival.

Located on Vancouver Island's west coast near Tofino, this is the perfect warm-up party for Shambhala 2010 which kicks off the basslines in the Kootenays just a couple weeks after.

Check out SoundwaveMusicFestival.ca for all the funky deets.

Until then, here's a lil teaser video...

Deadmau5 coming to Pacific Coliseum SATURDAY JULY 10!

2010-05-30T22:46:00.000-07:00

Did you miss the Olympic Deadmau5 mega-show? Well here comes your chance to experience the Mau5 live in Vancity again.

When: Saturday July 10, 2010
Where: Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver

All ages, 19+ bar available.

Canadian man uses a gun to save his wife from criminals, but RCMP tried to charge HIM

2010-06-09T17:07:00.000-07:00

This may be old news, but I just stumbled across the video. KUDOS to this fine gentleman. He protected his business, his wife, and himself. But our paramilitary RCMP still tried to have him charged with firearms "offenses".

Hahaha fucking ridiculous! They do not want us to practice our right to self defense, and the government continues to attempt to disarm Canadians at every chance. And they always play the "what if" card to justify their position. IE: "Well what if a child was hurt in the crossfire?". Umm...well, what if the guy had no gun and both his wife and himself were now dead, and the suspect was still at large?

Besides, the RCMP are so out to lunch that think they have a right to shoot and/or taser people to death for the horrid crime of threatening them with a stapler in the airport.

Scary thought, eh? You protect yourself successfully and the RCMP basically tell you that's a no-no and you should "call them" instead. Pfft. Fat fuckin' chance. Thankfully the courts agreed, and no firearms charges were ever laid against him. Three cheers!

Let's get comfy

2010-04-30T23:37:00.000-07:00

Blackberry still the king of smartphones

2010-05-21T08:22:00.000-07:00

Although Canada's very own Blackberry is still number one in smartphone sales, Google's Android-powered phones are creeping closer to the top position.

Apple's iPhone used to be in the number two position but now lags behind them both in the most recent reports.

Surprised? Well if you've ever used Android you wouldn't be. It's pretty effin cool. It's like iPhone OS except completely open, in true glorious Google style!

Personally though, I'm counting down the days until I pick up my new WIND Crackberry...

Read more about the report HERE.

Watch out, Robellus

2010-05-13T12:27:00.001-07:00

We're just a couple weeks away from glorious unlimited-ness. Stand by.

Olympic haters target Royal Bank in Ottawa

2010-05-19T11:50:00.000-07:00

A statement in a video made by the "activists" said:

“The Vancouver Olympic games are over, but a torch is still burning,” the text reads.

"Royal Bank Canada was a major sponsor of the recently concluded Olympics on stolen indiginous land. The 2010 Winter Olympics increased the homelessness crisis in Vancouver, especially in the Downtown Eastside."

Unbelievable. What a bunch of fucking retards. The vast majority of the public and I agree: You fucking "activists" are a disgrace, a nuisance, and completely off your rockers. You need serious help. You do not gain sympathy with shit like this, you lose all respect. Hey, why don't you go join groups like Earth First or Sierra Club and burn down peoples houses just to save a tree while you're at it. IDIOTS. That is all.

30 minutes from downtown Vancouver

2010-04-06T01:32:00.001-07:00

Mobilicity about to launch

2010-05-11T12:28:00.000-07:00

Looks like plans even better than WIND Mobile are on the way, as a leaked bit of info on a CTV story has spilled the beans on a possible $65 all-you-can-eat voice, text, and data package coming soon.

Stand by.

UPDATE: Never mind. Mobilicity prohibits streaming and tethering on the $65 all-in-one phone plan. WIND is a far better value and a bigger network, no question. ;)