I'm not even on the internet. Your internet is on ME. Yeah. Admit it.

Age: Older than Justin Beiber, younger than Larry King. Height: A tad over 6'. Weight: I lose 5 pounds by chewing food. Location: Vancouver, the best city on Earth.

• Check out my rant/rave blog over at INCREDNET.
• Drool a little on your keyboard. Meet the WHAM BAM BABES.
• Ask me anything. Anything at all. Do it on FORMSPRING.

Click the "Stalk Me" tab above for links to all my stuff. And stuff.